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ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?
because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH
So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.
We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.
Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.
So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”
And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory
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appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

posted on 9/19/2014, with 248,677 notes (source: batmansymbol) — reblog

on RPing out an ongoing story

Mutie: you're wanting me to play back at you, yeah?
caveSalamander: ;-; if you have time
Mutie: actually i have a life
caveSalamander: oh ok
Mutie: that's the one i'm wearing right now
caveSalamander: well go change hoodies and help me dammit
Mutie: i don't own time
Mutie: i guess the most appropriate one for me to wear for this would be
Mutie: ..................
Mutie: ...........................
Mutie: .....................................
Mutie: heart
caveSalamander: god
caveSalamander: damn
caveSalamander: it
Mutie: :3
posted on 9/18/2014, with 4 notesreblog

One of my 2D design assignments was to do an expansion cutout thing.

One had to be asymmetrical, the other had to be symmetrical

I fucked up in a couple places on the symmetrical one but I would have driven myself nuts trying to fix it so I didn’t.

Oh, and then I vectorized them in illustrator because I could.

posted on 9/16/2014, with 4 notesreblog

I’ve been working on an age progression thing. I guess. Major spoiler for SDR2, obviously. um… i guess that’s it. ugh.

SO many headcanons here though. *flips a table*

posted on 9/15/2014, with 7 notesreblog

Me when I see painful looking komahina porn:

image

posted on 9/14/2014, with 50 notesreblog
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posted on 9/12/2014, with 8 notesreblog
Mutie: Kamukura Izuru/Pringles
caveSalamander: link plz
Mutie: sal
caveSalamander: does kamu fuck the pringles
Mutie: Kamukura Izuru/Pringles, Kamukura Izuru, Pringles, Pringles kink, Delicious pringles, tw: potato, loving consensual pringles sex, boy rams pringles can with his massive schlong
caveSalamander: kamu fucks the pringles
posted on 9/12/2014, with 1 notereblog

i was angry at myself so i found a website that did timed poses

i feel a little better i guess

posted on 9/12/2014, with 4 notesreblog
IM……
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IM……

posted on 9/12/2014, with 15 notesreblog
cavesalamander sent: Amuse me, SDR2 survivors

mutablemimic:

hey yeah so massive endgame spoilers obviously

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posted on 9/9/2014, with 6 notes (source: mutablemimic) — reblog